Member-only storySTAND UP COMEDYEvery Joke Is Better Than My Next OneSo I will make you laugh hardlyJohn King·FollowPublished inMuddyUm·4 min read·Apr 5, 2023--1ShareImage Source: DALL-E2‘Thank you, thank you! You’re very kind. Thank you. Keep clapping!‘I’m only on for three minutes. If you applaud long enough, I won’t have to do anything!